- What the hell is a Kenzo?
- Where else can I buy The Kenzos' music?
- What if I don't have a credit card?
- How can I help the cause?
- Why do I want to smash my cellphone with a hammer every time it rings?
- Can I take it upon myself to add an apostrophe to your name or omit the word "The"?
- How can I mooch some free stuff from you guys?
- Doesn't FAQ look like it's pronounced 'Fah-Q'?
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What the hell is a Kenzo?Kenzo -n. slang - a person who comes from the Kensington section of Philadelphia,
known for its variety of dirtbags, bums, derelicts, hookers, druggies, and other street people.
Check out the Wikipedia's article on Kensington
(A Kenzo is also a shitty condom.) -
Where else can I buy The Kenzos' music?
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What if I don't have a credit card?If you don't have a credit card, are living off the grid, or think the government is watching you,
you can still buy it the old fashioned way i.e. check or money order.
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How can I help the cause?You mean besides buying tons of merchandise, and telling all of your friends to do the same?
There's lots you can do. Go online and write up reviews, comments, and links to our page.
Any music sites, forums, social networking sites, or online magazines will do.
We've taken the liberty of preparing a little html link to our page. Just copy and paste:
<a href="http://thekenzos.com">The Kenzos</a>
Also, call just about any radio station in the country, and DEMAND to hear The Kenzos.
Don't take 'No' for an answer. Ladies, use the sexy voice (it's the over-the-phone equivalent of cleavage).
The more people that do this stuff, the more we can record and play shows for you guys!
(And if we know you personally helped us, you'll get plenty of swag and man-love.) -
Why do I want to smash my cellphone with a hammer every time it rings?It's because you don't have a Kenzos ringtone.
Click here for the sake of your own sanity and safety. -
Can I take it upon myself to add an apostrophe to your name or omit the word "The"?Uhhh...please don't.
A good example to use is The Strokes. Notice the apostrophe? That's because there isn't one,
and nor should there be. Go ahead check their CDs and posters.
And you don't go around saying: "I like Strokes." Do you? Well, maybe you do, but it's still weird.
The article "The" is sometimes important.
It might sound picky, but when you see your name mispelled on a marquee someday, you'll understand. -
How can I mooch some free stuff from you guys?If you don't want to pay for merchandise, maybe you can work it off...
No, really it's legal. Check out our Fan Missions page.
There are various things you can do to earn goodies. -
Doesn't FAQ look like it's pronounced 'Fah-Q'?Yeah. Pretty funny, huh?